what does oscar say to michael in the roast

The Roast of Michael Scott was an result held in the Dunder Mifflin Warehouse in Stress Relief. After Michael discovers that his subordinates are stressed because of him, he lets all of them openly insult him to let off some steam.

Contents

• i Roastings
  • 1.1 Angela Martin
  • 1.2 Kelly Kapoor
  • 1.3 Meredith Palmer
  • one.4 Oscar Martinez
  • ane.v Toby Flenderson
  • i.six Jim Halpert
  • ane.vii Dwight Schrute
  • 1.eight Pam Beesly
  • 1.9 Darryl Philbin
  • i.x Andy Bernard
• 2 Deleted Scenes
• three Aftermath

Roastings

Angela Martin

Angela is up first, and it's a surprise- Angela usually doesn't savour making others express joy, as she says in a talkin caput. She starts off with lowering the mic, and then starts on a repetitive roasting spree with the punch line: "Yous might be Michael Scott!" These jokes consist of-

"If you have put sunblock on a window, then you might be Michael Scott!"

"If you ever called the fire department because your head is stuck in your chair, y'all might be Michael Scott!"

Michael and the crowd are whooping with laughter, and the screen cuts out to the side by side roaster.

Kelly Kapoor

Kelly comes onstage with a notation carte du jour and starts to rattle off names of people she would rather kiss than Michael Scott.

• A turtle
• A fridge
• Anybody from the Warehouse
• A Woodchipper
• Kevin
• A candle
• Lord Voldemort

Michael's grin seems to be a bit less genuine this time around every bit Kelly ends her roasting flow with "Anyhow, happy altogether, Michael!"

Meredith Palmer

Meredith does a more straightforward roasting than the previous roasters and starts right abroad with addressing him.

"Michael, y'all ran over me with your motorcar-"

Michael bangs on his drumset comically but not with extreme pizazz.

"You posted a picture of my bare boobs on the bulletin board with a caption that said "Gross."

Michael starts to interrupt, just Meredith presses on.

"Michael, you are the reason I drink. You lot are the reason to live to forget."

Michael playfully pretend-shoots her, but isn't exactly laughing.

Oscar Martinez

Oscar starts to shout at Michael in Spanish. Thanks to a translator, here's what he said-

"You give me an ulcer every time I wake up and I accept to come to work. I have to come to work for you. For you!"

Toby Flenderson

Toby starts to totter towards the phase, but Michael won't correspond it, screaming, "Friends simply, friends simply!" Toby stops for a second, because if he should press on, merely then he returns to his seat.

Jim Halpert

Jim is next, with a nice introduction.

"Several times a day, Michael says words that are mode beyond my vocabulary. Recall Spiderface? Well, the quote was 'Cut off your nose to Spite Your Confront."

This leads to jeering from the crowd, and Michael looks a bit ashamed.

Dwight Schrute

At this point, Dwight has enough and gets onstage.

"How cartel you all attack him like this? Michael is your superior! You lot should be bowing down to him!"

Michael frantically tries to finish Dwight, and after being drowned out for a few seconds, starts to say, "Idiot, idiot, idiot!" Over and again. At this signal, Dwight stops and looks at Michael incredulously.

"Are you calling me an idiot? Don't y'all e'er talk to me that way, y'all pathetic, short little man, yous don't fifty-fifty have whatsoever friends, whatever family, or any land!" Dwight leaves the stage, leaving Michael looking like he just realized something.

Pam Beesly

Pam starts in an interesting way-

"I have something very serious to say here. Every 60 minutes, someone is involved in an internet scam. That man is Michael Scott, he'southward supporting nearly 20 Nigerian Princesses."

Through the laughter, Michael tries to say something stern, but Pam keeps on plowing through. "Oh, and Michael is a great delegator. He never does whatever work himself- Ever."

More laughter, simply only from Dwight, though, who is property downwardly the fort well.

"And one time, I saw him naked, and his matter is so modest." Pam trots off the stage, when Kevin asks, "How small is it?" To a reply of, "If information technology was an iPOD, it would be a shuffle."

Every bit everyone OHHs dramatically, Michael stands up and, clearly unnerved, says, "In a professional roast, the roaster says something nice almost the roastee when they're done. Something about how much they love them, so but keep that in mind!"

Darryl Philbin

Darryl starts with, "Mike claims that we're all a family-"

"We are, we are," Michael agrees quickly.

"Oh, okay... So um, who'south that guy in the back?" He gestures to a warehouse worker.

Michael conspicuously has no clue, and Darryl is forced to reveal the respond. "His name is Michael."

Michael does the drum thing over again, just it seems more sad than comical.

Andy Bernard

Andy is strumming his guitar to the tune of "What I like about you," Only changes the lyrics to this:

"What I detest about you:  You really suck equally a boss.  You're the losiest, jerkiest, and yous're dumber than absurdity! Nosotros're stuck listening to you all solar day!  Stanley tried to die simply to get away, well it's true- That'southward what I hate about you!"

Now, Michael seems downright ashamed, and steps onstage. He tries to deflect all of the roasts, but simply doesn't have the confidence and self-esteem that he usually does. After trying a few times to say something, he leaps off the stage and walks away into the depths of the warehouse.

Deleted Scenes

Kelly reveals that Michael dyes his hair. She also reveals that she and her sister went to run intoTwilight and ran into Michael at the theatre. She asks Michael what motion-picture show he's seeing, and he makes ane upward. Later, she sees Michael and his mom likewise watching Twilight.

Oscar reveals that the but human less likely to exist married than him is Michael. He reveals that Michael is so dumb that he thinks "balancing a checkbook" is placing it on his nose and yelling "Expect at me!" He also says that Michael invested in Enron (who went broke).

Jim holds up a diagram of the body with question marks all over. He explains that the question marker over the tummy is a listing of contents in Michael's breadbasket that nosotros know of (At to the lowest degree v keys from a magic set).

Jim's diagram of Michael'south trunk

Oscar returns to the microphone with Jan on the phone. Jan explains that he ruined her life because he has no sense of how to delight women, he once wrote a phone message on her diploma, and that he used her daughter'southward christening gown as a bib when he ate ribs. Michael replies saying that at that place is more plastic in her breast than nigh people, referring to Jan'due south breast enhancement.

Backwash

Michael is absent from work for one twenty-four hour period, but then returns and roasts each of his subordinates!

Jim- You lot're 6'xi, simply you weigh xc pounds; Gumby has a meliorate trunk than you!

Dwight- You're a kissass

Pam- Y'all failed art schoolhouse

Meredith- You slept with so many guys you're starting to look similar ane

Kevin- I can't decide weather to exercise a dumb joke or a fat joke

Creed- Your teeth called. Your breath stinks

Angela- Where are you? I couldn't encounter you lot from backside that grain of rice

Stanley- You shell your wives when having sexual activity and your heart sucks

Oscar- Y'all're gay

Andy- Cornell chosen and they call back yous suck. Oh, and you're gayer than Oscar!

The roasting ends equally Stanley whoops and laughs loudly, and the Michael'due south ties with his workers are at present fine.

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